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Hal Leonard The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book 

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Joke book with over 500 one-liners, quips, jokes, and tall tales.

The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book is the perfect resource for program notes, concert spiels, to kill time while the
bass player tunes up, or just for fun! This collection of humor about and for musicians includes one-liners and jokes ranging from Chopin to Lennon, Gillespie to Presley. A
must-have for every band director, music teacher, classical musician, jazz performer, cover band leader, accordion player, and person who knows an accordion player but doesn't like to admit it. 122 pages.


Kidding aside, every musician will love this book. Order today!

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